Mobile Preening

This morning I am entertained by a driver lurching around the road.

Distracted? Yes!

But what could be the cause? Cell phone? Dog? Child? Demonic possession?

No. All wrong.

Its her hair.  The frizzy preening a la   Bette Midler was enough to cause the econobox she was driving to swerve around the lane.

Avoid at all cost.

Bandaged

Early one evening we are driving north on Preton Street. I am carefully attempting to pass a cyclist who is hands free on his bicycle.

Adding extra care after noticing this stupidity, I notice that he has only one free arm to begin with.

The other is in a cast.

Makes me wonder how he injured his arm in the first place.

Falling after cycling hands free?