Monday, 5 November 2012

Mobile Preening

This morning I am entertained by a driver lurching around the road.

Distracted? Yes!

But what could be the cause? Cell phone? Dog? Child? Demonic possession?

No. All wrong.

Its her hair.  The frizzy preening a la   Bette Midler was enough to cause the econobox she was driving to swerve around the lane.

Avoid at all cost.